50 Shades of OMG WTF


To fully decipher this photograph, you might need a comprehensive understanding of the first law of thermodynamics ... as such that matter in a closed system can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply just changes from one form to another. I Guess this "ass" has indeed changed from on form to another. AWESOME!!!!!!! LMAO

That being said, boom, Kim Kardashian's ass -- which kinda looks like a regular old ass, unretouched and all, right? -- is not just on fleek .. it's on freak, 'cause have you ever seen something in the natural world shaped like an erotic lightbum lightbulb? Dang, girl. You better put that thing away before it takes an eye out.



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