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Looks like  Sepp Blatter  forgot to check the weather report before holding a press conference on Monday because the outgoing FIFA prez got caught in a freak rainstorm! Check out the photos of the moment Hurricane Simon -- aka, comedian  Simon Brodkin  -- made landfall and brought the rain to Blatter!

Cuteness overload! Cuteness overload! Kim Kardashian hopped on Instagram Sunday to share the most adorable before and after photos of her daughter North West chowing down on a chocolate pancake.

When Caitlyn Jenner stepped up to the microphone to  accept her Arthur Ashe Courage Award at Wednesday’s ESPYs , she looked like she had pole-vaulted off the cover of Vanity Fair. Albeit a little more concealed than her famous glossy magazine debut in a corset and silk underwear. Standing in a glamorous, white floor-length Versace gown that hugged her new curves, Jenner kicked off her heartfelt speech by delving into the sartorial component of her highly publicized transformation. I’ve never felt more pressure. Picking out this outfit, OK girls, I get it,” she said with humor. “And next the ‘Fashion Police.’ Please be kind on me, I’m new at this.” The latter part, imbued with more gravity, made me look up from my dinner — because just two weeks ago, I donned my sheriff’s badge and  issued a warrant for her style arrest . It wasn’t her endless array of wrap dresses that gave me agita. Rather it was a rogue outing to Pat Field’s Bowery store that provoked my poison pen,

Governor of Imo State, Rochas Okorocha With United States Vice President, Joe Biden, at the Oval Office, Washington D.C. The notable leaders were all smiles as they posed for a snapshot after the meeting between the Nigerian delegates led by President Buhari and the American delegates led by President Obama… More Photos below

Several of  Chris Brown 's close friends were in on the home invasion robbery ... at least that's what Chris believes and we've learned cops have the same view. Law enforcement sources as well as sources connected with Chris tell us, they believe the 4 guys who broke into his home Wednesday morning were not just casual friends ... they were tight with him. As we reported, cops believe  a club promoter was also involved  ... someone who knew Chris just got $50k in cash for an appearance and that the money was in his home safe. And there's more. We've learned cops believe the Bloods may be involved as well. In fact, we're told a member of LAPD's Gang Unit was assigned the case. And finally, we're told people in Chris' camp have already had "the talk" with him ... to 86 several members of his crew "immediately."

84-year-old Doris Payne is a well-known international jewelry thief who’s no stranger to prison. Despite her age, it seems Ms. Payne is still up to her old tricks. Authorities in Charlotte, North Carolina believe she’s responsible for the theft of a $33,000 engagement ring from the David Yurman store in Southpark mall. via  People : Payne is a notorious thief who has successfully swiped jewels in Greece, Switzerland, Britain and France. She’s so well-known that  Halle Berry  was once  set to star  in a movie about her life. Payne was most recently taken into police custody in September 2014 after she allegedly stole a diamond ring in Riverside County, California. She was  released from custody  in October. In the email alert to Charlotte stores, police describe Payne as using the “slight of hand tactic”, saying once the employee is distracted she quickly conceals the item and walks out. The email goes on to say, “She is very good. She fooled the manager at David Yurman.” A

Sometimes, I get surprised by the things I see on-net and hear around me.  This 18 year old girl (pictured above in hospital) drank half a bottle of sniper (a popular insecticide) after her boyfriend, pictured above with her, ended their relationship. According to Aisha Yesufu who shared the story on twitter, she said the young girl is currently on admission and that doctors say her heart has now been affected by the poisonous substance. The supposed boyfriend who jilted her had to be called in and is seen in the photos consoling her. Another photo after the cut...

President meets Obama NIGERIANS have restated their resolve to defend the country’s anti-gay law as President Muhammadu Buhari meets with his United States counterpart, Barack Obama in Washington DC today. According to a social media message shared by a presidential aide, Buhari, who left for the U.S. yesterday morning, will be staying at the Blair House — the U.S.’ President’s official guest house — in Washington DC. Although a White House statement at the weekend said that Obama would not push gay agenda at the bilateral meeting, the Project for Human Development (PHD), yesterday staged an anti-gay street rally calling on the Federal Government to resist pressures from the White House. The rally re-enforced the position expressed by Nigerians in a survey conducted by NOIPolls in May. The White House statement saying that Obama would not push for gay rights in today’s meeting with Buhari followed a July 13 web chat in which the U.S.’ Assistant Secretary of State for Afric

The sky is the limit for this couple. William Jewell, 21, stands at a whopping 7-foot-1 — towering over his beautiful blonde girlfriend Selina and the rest of his family. Photos show that Jewell, who goes by the nickname BFG, is so tall that his 5-foot-9 gal pal has to climb up on a ladder just to plant a kiss on his cheek, according to Caters News Agency. The lanky lad has tall parents — with his mom measuring 5-foot-10 and his dad clocking in at 6-foot-3 — but none of them have the super height that he has. Jewell’s big body is so long that he can’t even fit in his own bed and needs to order special clothes to fit his frame.

President Muhammadu Buhari on Monday said the recent suicide attacks launched by Boko Haram against military and civilian targets were signs that the radical sect was losing the battle to the Nigerian military. Buhari made this claim in an opinion article published by the Washington Post in the United States, where he currently is on a State visit. “Already we are beginning to see a degrading of Boko Haram’s capabilities as a fighting force. In recent weeks, it appears to have shifted away from confronting the military directly to an increase in attacks on civilian areas, as we saw only last week when an elderly woman and 10-year-old girl blew themselves up at a Muslim prayer gathering in northeastern Nigeria. We should not be confused by this change, hateful as it is: It does not mean that Boko Haram is succeeding in its aims — it shows that it is losing,” Buhari said. He explained that the sacking and appointment of new service chiefs and director-general of the State Security Serv

DES MOINES, Iowa — A former lottery security official was found guilty Monday of rigging a computerized Hot Lotto game so he could win a $14 million jackpot then trying to get acquaintances to cash the prize for him without revealing his identity. Prosecutors said Eddie Tipton inserted a stealth program into the computer that randomly picked the numbers then deleted it so it could not be detected. Although Tipton, 52, never got his hands on the winning total, he was charged with two counts of fraud. Jurors found him guilty Monday after just five hours of deliberation. Tipton declined to comment after the verdict. Tipton, of Norwalk, had been working for the Des Moines-based Multi-State Lottery Association since 2003 and was promoted to information security director in 2013. The nonprofit association is operated by 37 mostly state-run lotteries to oversee picking numbers for various games and other lottery game administrative functions. As an employee, Tipton was prohibited

To fully decipher this photograph, you might need a comprehensive understanding of the first law of thermodynamics ... as such that matter in a closed system can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply just changes from one form to another. I Guess this "ass" has indeed changed from on form to another. AWESOME!!!!!!! LMAO That being said, boom, Kim Kardashian's ass -- which kinda looks like a regular old ass, unretouched and all, right? -- is not just on fleek .. it's on freak, 'cause have you ever seen something in the natural world shaped like an erotic lightbum lightbulb? Dang, girl. You better put that thing away before it takes an eye out.

Amandla caused a little DUST UP - when she criticized Kylie Jenner on Instagram. And the two girls are COMPLETE OPPOSITES of each other. First off Amandla has TALENT and did not get multiple PLASTIC SURGERIES. But there's more. According to multiple people on Twitter that KNOW Amanda, she and her girls PREFER to date White guys. More Pics AFTER this cut. Source : MTO

Rachel Dolezal still identifies as a black woman despite, you know, being white. In a new interview with  Vanity Fair  (can you believe this lady made it into  Vanity Fair ?), she says that while she knows she isn’t biologically African-American, her assumed blackness isn’t anything she can stop. “It’s not a costume,” she says. “I don’t know spiritually and metaphysically how this goes, but I do know that from my earliest memories I have awareness and connection with the black experience, and that’s never left me. It’s not something that I can put on and take off anymore. Like I said, I’ve had my years of confusion and wondering who I really [was] and why and how do I live my life and make sense of it all, but I’m not confused about that any longer. I think the world might be—but I’m not.” She continued, “It’s taken my entire life to negotiate how to identify, and I’ve done a lot of research and a lot of studying,” she says. “I could have a long conversation, an academic con